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Difficulty with Simple Solution‏

COULD YOU THINK OF A SOLUTION?




Many years ago in a small Indian village, a farmer had the misfortune of owing a large sum of money to a female village moneylender. The female Moneylender, who was old, fat and ugly, fancied the farmer's handsome son, Cliff.


So she proposed a bargain.
She said she would forego the farmer's debt if she could marry his son.
Both the farmer and his son were horrified by the Proposal.

So the cunning female moneylender suggested that they let Providence decide the matter. She told them that she would put a black Pebble and a white pebble into an empty moneybag. Then the son would have to pick one pebble from the bag.
If he picked the black pebble, he would become her husband and her father's debt would be forgiven.
If he picked the white pebble he need not marry her and his father's debt would still be forgiven.
But if he refused to pick a pebble, his father would be thrown into Jail

They were standing on a pebble-strewn path in the farmer's field. As they talked, the moneylender bent over to pick up two pebbles.
As she picked them up, the sharp-eyed son noticed that she had picked up two Black pebbles and put them into the bag.
She then asked he son to pick a pebble from the bag.

Now, imagine that you were standing in the field.
What would you have done if you were the son?
If you had to advise him, what would you have told him?

Careful analysis would produce three possibilities:

The son should refuse to take a pebble.
The son should show that there were two black pebbles in the bag and expose the moneylender as a lying,backstabbing female cheat.
The son should pick a black pebble and sacrifice himself in order to save his father from his debt and imprisonment.


Take a moment to ponder over the story. The above story is used with the hope that it will make us appreciate the difference between lateral and logical thinking.

The son's dilemma cannot be solved with traditional logical thinking.
Think of the consequences if he chooses the above logical answers.

--> What would you recommend to the son to do?
Well, here is what he did....


The son put his hand into the moneybag and drew out a pebble.
Without looking at it, he fumbled and let it fall onto the pebble-strewn path where it immediately became lost among all the other pebbles.

'Oh, how clumsy of me,' he said. 'But never mind, if you look into the bag for the one that is left, you will be able to tell which pebble I picked.'

Since the remaining pebble is black, it must be assumed that he had picked the white one. And since the moneylender dared not admit her Dishonesty, the son changed what seemed an impossible situation into an extremely advantageous one.



MORAL OF THE STORY:


Most complex problems do have a solution. It is only that we don't attempt to think.

HAD TO PASS THIS ON. Spelling test.]‏

Lovers of the English language might enjoy this. It is yet another example of why people learning English have trouble with the language. Learning the nuances of English makes it a difficult language. (But then, that's probably true of many languages.)
There is a two-letter word in English that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is 'UP.' It is listed in the dictionary as being used as an [adv], [prep], [adj], [n] or [v]. It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP? At a meeting, why does a topic come UP ? Why do we speak UP, and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report? We call UP our friends and we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix <> UP the old car. At other times the little word has a real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses. To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special.
And this up is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP। We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night. We seem to be pretty mixed UPabout UP! To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP , look the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4 of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more. When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP . When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP. When it rains, it wets UP the earth. When it does not rain for awhile, things dry UP. One could go on & on, but I'll wrap it UP , for now ........my time is UP , so time to shut UP! Oh...one more thing: What is the first thing you do in the morning & the last thing you do at night? U P

Now I'll shut up

The best song I've heard "Tell me why"‏

Irish College Entrance Exam ...‏

This is a real test .... See if you can figure it out .:.









Now, scroll down for the answers ...





















That's okay -- I didn't pass either (the first time) ....

Spread the stupidity‏

Why .....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.


Why .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.


Why ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.


Why ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.


Why .....do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.


Why . .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.


EVER WONDER ...


Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin ?


Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?


Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?


Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?


Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?


Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?


Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?


Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?


Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?


Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?


You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!


Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?


Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Why? Good question.

Now that you've smiled at least once,it's your turn to spread the stupidity

We all need to smile every once in a while.

TEST UR EYES ???????

能找到B吗?(这里有2个B)
别退出否则许愿就不灵了




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Once you've found the B

Find the 1 找到B后,找1

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Once you found the 1..............



Find the 6 找到1后,找6


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once you've found the 6...



Find the N (it's hard!!) 找到6后,找N (有点难哦)

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once you've found the N...




Find the Q. 找到N后,找Q

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make 2 wishes! 许下2个愿



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OK, NOW THAT YOU MADE A WISH, IT WILL COME TRUE.....

好了,你已经许愿了,会实现的。。。

Simple and Meaningful









One day, the young lion asked his mom: "Mom, where is the happiness?"
Mom replied: "It's on your tail."

So the young lion keeps on chasing after his tail. But after a whole day of trying, he failed to get the happiness that was on his tail.

Then he told his mom about this, his mom smiled and said: "Son, you don't really need to chase after your happiness, as long as you keep going and moving forward, your happiness will always be with you."

Wish everyone of you find your happiness.

You can't decide the length of life, but you can control how you want to live it.

You can't control the weather, but you can control your mood.

You can't change your look, but you can smile.

You can't control others, but you can control yourself.

You can't foresee tomorrow, but you can utilize today wisely.

You can't win everything, but you can try your very best to achieve that.

Hope everyone can face the daily life positively and always happy...

Truly classic - Malaysia boleh‏


This truly is a real classic


LDHN BOLEH!!!! (INLAND REVENUE BOARD CAN)
A True story...
A taxpayer called up the LHDN (Inland Revenue Board) in Terengganu, and asked for Form B.
The LHDN clerk who answered the call asked for the address to send the form to. The conversation goes:
LHDN CLERK : 'Boleh bagi alamat encik?' (Can you give me your address?)
TAXPAYER : 'Hantar ke Ranhill Worley.' (Send to Ranhill Worley)
LHDN CLERK : 'Ranhill... eja macam mana?' (err... How to spell Ranhill?)
TAXPAYER : 'R.. for Rumah (House)... A for Ayam (Chicken).. N for Nangka (Jackfruit). .. H for Holland (country) ... I for itik (Duck)... L for lain- lain(Others) ....'
LHDN CLERK : 'Ok.. nanti kami hantar ke alamat tu' (OK, we will send to that address..)
After waiting for a week, the form arrived - have a look (up-^) ,please................

哈哈!!看哦....

一位女子,开出征婚条件有两点
1.要帅
2.要有车电脑去帮她搜寻 结果~~~~~~~象棋

这位女子,不服搜出的结果又输入
1.要有漂亮的房子
2.要有很多钱电脑去帮她再次搜寻的结果~~~~~~~~银行

此女子仍然不失望,继续输入条件
1要长得酷
2又要有安全感结果搜出的结果是~~~~~~~~~~奥特曼

此女子仍然不失望,还继续输入条件
1.要帅
2.要有车
3.要有漂亮的房子
4.要有很多钱
5要长得酷
6又要有安全感电脑去帮她再次搜寻的结果~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~

奥特曼在银行里下象棋

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